3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

A women president

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Penis

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

I am on a escalator.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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