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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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