Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Anti Joke

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