- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Where do babies come from? My garage

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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