- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

i love huge wieners.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

save water shower with friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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