- Anti Joke

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

A disabled man walks into a bar.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.