- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

why do you care?

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

I'm gay. No homo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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