- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Your social life.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??