Women's Rights.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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A black man in a country bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

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