Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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