26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Proof reading

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Please spell dyslexia.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Who has downs this joke

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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