Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Anagram.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Male penises.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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