Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Justin Beiber

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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general tso's broccoli

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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