- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

...NO.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

fart+fart=poop

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