Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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