How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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