What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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