- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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