A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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:O + :P = 69

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Like if you like big tits.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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