- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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