- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

So a black man hails a taxi...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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