Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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