A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Your Mom.

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Facebook...

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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