- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Blind people can't read this.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

A Jew walks into a Furness

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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