Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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