1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Ouch.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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