Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Women's rights.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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