- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Laugh.

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