Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Girls Basketball.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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How high is a Chinaman

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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