- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Nobody cares.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Like if you like big tits.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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