Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

What's worse than eating cows. Death

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What is the difference between a duck?

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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