Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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