What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

mc hammers income.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Where's my shotgun

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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