Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Laugh.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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