- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Women's rights

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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