Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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