What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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hi patrick

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Hi

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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anti jokes

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BOOBALANBOO

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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School

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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