- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Snooki

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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