What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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