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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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