Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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PENlS.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Facebook...

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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whats really hot the sun

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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