A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Wats a joke?

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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