What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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