What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Dubstep < Music

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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anti jokes

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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