So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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1 Jew XD

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involved parents.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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