lyren is a big meanyhead

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Women.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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