- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

asian, do math

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

When life throws you lemons, duck.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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