i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

The weels on the bus go...flat

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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