- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What is 8 times 4? 32

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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