What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

how do you confuse a blond?

Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

the asian kid gets an F

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Women's rights...

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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