what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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