Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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JEWS

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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