Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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The WNBA

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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