Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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who farted your mother

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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poop

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Anti Joke

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