Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Knock Knock Yes?

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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