- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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