- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

T-Dog scare me

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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